I realize it is already not Valentine’s Day anymore, but I figured one little one couldn’t hurt.
I was like, “what is a cute sweet couple”
and then I was like “oh, and they should live sadly ever after, like they should be horribly torn apart from one another by some condition out of their control, perhaps he has a medical condition and she has a controlling father”
"perhaps he has horribly unresolved anger issues that result in him leaving the country"
"and he transforms into a giant green rage monster"
"and she’s like "weh" and life is sad"
"and they still have this one precious memory to hold on to that gives them a little something warm in the darkness of the night, even though they really can never be together again"
"and he wears glasses and has freckles because I like freckles but really, just that he has glasses"
"and perhaps they can both go by their nicknames that start with B"

I realize it is already not Valentine’s Day anymore, but I figured one little one couldn’t hurt.

I was like, “what is a cute sweet couple”

and then I was like “oh, and they should live sadly ever after, like they should be horribly torn apart from one another by some condition out of their control, perhaps he has a medical condition and she has a controlling father”

"perhaps he has horribly unresolved anger issues that result in him leaving the country"

"and he transforms into a giant green rage monster"

"and she’s like "weh" and life is sad"

"and they still have this one precious memory to hold on to that gives them a little something warm in the darkness of the night, even though they really can never be together again"

"and he wears glasses and has freckles because I like freckles but really, just that he has glasses"

"and perhaps they can both go by their nicknames that start with B"