TEN, THIS IS TEN, ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD

When John Watson is a boy and answers to a different name, he nearly dies. Later, he remembers every bizarre detail- the rain and sleet, the icy path, the overwhelming feeling of despair when he realizes that he is going to die, he is going to die a cruel, fat, friendless virgin, and he is fifteen and no one has ever kissed him, no one has ever wanted to because he is a nasty, bullying coward with no redeeming qualities. He is going to die alone.

Of course, he isn’t alone- Harry is there with him, and Harry saves his life. It isn’t quite a turning point in their relationship, but it gets John to thinking.

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But what if Harry wasn’t “Harriet”

What if Harry was “Harry”

“Harry James Potter”

Like

Dudley… undergoes a lot of soul-searching, loses a shit ton of weight, and dedicates his life to medicine

And changes his name to John Watson to distance himself from his abhorrently abusive parents, never quite forgiving them for what they did and what they made him a party to, even as a child

And Sherlock’s like “Blah blah blah, your drunk brother who cheats on his wife”

And inside John’s like “You mean my wizard cousin who gets free stuff from creepy fans all the time, who doesn’t know what he would even do with a smartphone because, he is a wizard”

and outside he’s like “…” and spends like ten minutes trying to think of a rebuttal to the nonsense Sherlock said because the truth is SUPER NONSENSE and he wouldn’t want to unleash sherlock on the wizarding world, either, that would be pretty awful

and then later he’s like “durr… harriet”

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OR MAYBE IT DOES MAKE SENSE

MAYBE IT’S A PERFECTLY VALID FANFICTION SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE

oh lord just started crying.

rosey-so-silly:

tooshaknowsbest:

demwinchesterboys:

pureheathen:

youreahorcruxharry:

hereforpizza:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK

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Ahahahaha

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING LMFAO

Yeah, and finding out she was like, 37 when they cast her? Not much of an improvement.